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Orthopedically Correct Rock Band Expands the Lineup (and the Sound) Without Needing Physical Therapy
Grey Oaks — October 26, 2026 — The Hip Replacements, the band of retired friends who insist they’re not old, just well-adjusted, are pleased to announce that keyboardist Steve Kantor has joined the group. After careful evaluation (and zero actual medical imaging), the band has determined that Kantor’s piano and keys are a perfect fit — no grinding, no clicking, and excellent range of motion.
Kantor brings the kind of keyboard work that fills out the band’s classic-rock songbook without requiring anyone to stand up too fast or worry about stairs. The existing members, who have been plugging in for house parties, clubhouses, and neighborhood bashes since 2023, say the addition feels natural. “We already had the hips covered,” one member noted. “Now we’ve got the hands to match. Steve’s joints are in great shape — both the musical kind and, we assume, the other kind.”
The Hip Replacements remain dedicated to the same formula that has kept local crowds of up to about 200 on their feet (or at least comfortably seated with a drink): classic rock, familiar songs, and just enough orthopedic humor to stay on brand. With Kantor on keys, the arrangements get a little fuller, the requests get a little easier to handle, and the night still ends before anyone’s bedtime medication kicks in.
Fans can hear the updated lineup at upcoming local shows, including the Halloween Happy Hour at the Point on October 30. No co-pays required.
About The Hip Replacements
The Hip Replacements are a classic-rock band of retired friends who still love plugging in. Playing together since 2023 around Grey Oaks and nearby spots — pool decks, clubhouses, and the occasional porch — they deliver a deep catalog of classic rock for friends, neighbors, and anyone who appreciates a good joke about joints that actually work. For booking or more information (or if you just want to compare surgical scars), visit thehipreplacements.net.
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